This is a picture.

Also, we had a baby.

Help me find an old flash/shockwave/javascript game...

 Any of you guys remember the super simple web-based golf game where you try to get the longest drive and it ranks the top drives of the day? It has a slider icon at the bottom that goes left right continuously and you click twice, once to lock in power, and once to lock in straightness. There's a bird sound that plays in the background. After the double click, the drive goes and you get a distance score, then the game resets for the next attempt.

Please help me find this!!!

Yours,

Andy

 Anyone else check this blog about once a year just in case?

Check Your Boys, Boys

Do it monthly for your man bits.

Anyone else out there doing taxes today?  At least this year we have until the 18th.


 https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs 

Major General

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,

I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,

And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –

In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme)

You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

Good job, Kenan and Angie.  Mark and Kristina?  I mean, no pressure or anything.

Hmmmm...

David...Emmy...6 left.
Kenan...Angie...5 left.
Andy...Megan...4 left.
Nathan...Karla...3 left.
Steven...Margaret...2 left.
Thushan...Jill...1 left.
Mark...oh Kristina...

Congrats.

Airplanes

Watch these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkQMYhefIok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzqkSx9d1_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6B8-PNYjzk

If You Ever Get a Mustang, That's the Color You Want

Feel free to imagine the context in which an OBGYN might use that phrase.

Yesterday evening @ 10:17pm Megan and I welcomed Edith Marie Krabill into this world. She has yet to speak in any of five languages I would find acceptable. But on the plus side, global warming appears to have no effect on her or her demand for more blankets and tiny knitted hats.

Being 1.5 days premature, she weighed in at 6lbs 1.8oz and measured 19inches. All are well and she timed things well enough to give her grampa K an extra special Aug. 7 birthday, which they now share, along with the initials EMK. Big 'E' now has a Little 'E' to spoil ...or floss.

Andy